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How are you?

2010-01-28T00:16:00.005-05:00

Mouth Thief
the tale of an american hero.

mouth thief
swallow those diamonds whole
nice treat
you know what you stole
mouth thief likes to steal things with his mouth and not his hands
not a single conversation will you have with him ( because of the diamonds )

mouth thief
swallow that baby fast
large treat
forgot about your past
who would think that a child would fit right inside his mouth
flesh and bones and baby clothes right inside his mouuuuuutttthhhhh

Baby's Last Christmas

2009-12-18T00:57:00.004-05:00

A Yuletide carole from your favorites at pphole.blogspot.com

Tragedy, and a Man

2009-07-31T00:42:00.008-04:00

Tragedy!

Tragedy! in harmony
Tragedy! Death or death!?
When you're peeling onions, over your child's eyes
be careful of the mess...and the bleeding

Tragedy! Life is nice.
if you've got a knife, to your baby's neck...
that's not food, it's human flesh!
just use the other things in your cupboard

Trauma in your own household
you've got to be more careful, in your home.

Clean your silverware
clean your child's wounds
clean your knife set
clean your underwear
clean your mother's legs
clean your underfed
Somalian child tonight

Michael

Hands off my child Kidnapper! Kidnapper!

Hands off my mom Momnapper! Momnapper!
you are the one! you are the number one man!
you.... remind me of, of my dad.
You remind me of ... Michael Jordan.

live from Rhode Island

2009-07-27T23:03:00.004-04:00

Lazy Susan

featuring Hal Cronwell of True American Dog

Inspiration Contest

2008-01-10T12:10:00.001-05:00

Think of a topic between 1 and 10. You got it! Good, tell it to us and we will perhaps consider writing a jamble about it

the civil liberties act

2008-01-10T00:29:00.000-05:00

Put that family in jail. put that child in the slammer. that child is a criminal! that child must be put to death! Execute that child! Execute that child!
Put that child in the trash bin. put that child in the trash truck. that child is up to no good! that child is a waste of garbage! Execute that child! Execute that child! Experiment on that child! rip that child in half!

Spread That PP-Hole Wide

2007-12-19T01:08:00.000-05:00

a tribute.

Triumphant Return

2007-12-18T23:50:00.001-05:00

WOAH! here's a great song about a real life danger in society:

Here comes a man, walking down the street. Here comes a child, walking towards the man. What does the man have behind his back? He has a blade, ready for attack! Killing the child! Killing the child! Take that blade, and slash that butt. Rip him up! Show him who's the boss of him. What does he do now? he's on the ground, crawling for help. What a mischievous task for a man to partake in. Why would he do it? his family is ... counting on him.

The First Post Ever

2007-06-20T22:22:00.000-04:00

Hello children. Welcome to the first ever post on pphole the blog.
This blog is the ultimate source for real songs with true feelings, mostly about the pphole.

here are some great tunes we made last night:

The Beast

Watch out for the beast! Watch out for the beast! Watch out for the beast it will kill you! kill you! There is a man with a knife that will kill the beast! Watch out for the beast! Watch out for the beast! Watch out for the beast it will smash you! There is a man with a knife he will kill the beast! kill the beast .... killing the beast...killl...ing.....watch out for the beast!

PP Hole Wide World

I wanna see your pp HOLE WIDE WORLD! I wanna see your pp HOLE WIDE WORLD! Don't even ask me how i know, that you have a wide pp hole. Don't even ask me what i want, because you already know. I wanna see your pp HOLE WIDE WORLD! I wanna see your pp HOLE WIDE WORLD! When a man is in a house with another man. When a man touches another man's hand. It was love at first sight when i heard about his pphole...it was love at first when i heard it burned my eyes (?) I wanna see your pp HOLE WIDE WORLD! I wanna see your pp HOLE WIDE WORLD!

Man Waters his Garden

Man waters his garden. A man tends to his plants. a man tends to his flowers. a man waters his plants. do you have what it takes? do you have a life? i'll bet you don't. i'll bet you don't. a man waters his garden. a man waters his plants. a man waters his pants. a man washes his face. i like to read a book .... i like to read a pants, under the one true love. i like to...read a book. i especially like to read a book underwater. man waters his garden. man waters his plants. man waters his face. a man is dead.