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Mouth Thief
the tale of an american hero.

mouth thief
swallow those diamonds whole
nice treat
you know what you stole
mouth thief likes to steal things with his mouth and not his hands
not a single conversation will you have with him ( because of the diamonds )

mouth thief
swallow that baby fast
large treat
forgot about your past
who would think that a child would fit right inside his mouth
flesh and bones and baby clothes right inside his mouuuuuutttthhhhh

Baby's Last Christmas

A Yuletide carole from your favorites at pphole.blogspot.com

Tragedy, and a Man

Tragedy!


Tragedy! in harmony
Tragedy! Death or death!?
When you're peeling onions, over your child's eyes
be careful of the mess...and the bleeding

Tragedy! Life is nice.
if you've got a knife, to your baby's neck...
that's not food, it's human flesh!
just use the other things in your cupboard

Trauma in your own household
you've got to be more careful, in your home.

Clean your silverware
clean your child's wounds
clean your knife set
clean your underwear
clean your mother's legs
clean your underfed
Somalian child tonight




Michael

Hands off my child Kidnapper! Kidnapper!

Hands off my mom Momnapper! Momnapper!
you are the one! you are the number one man!
you.... remind me of, of my dad.
You remind me of ... Michael Jordan.

live from Rhode Island

Lazy Susan

featuring Hal Cronwell of True American Dog

Inspiration Contest

Think of a topic between 1 and 10. You got it! Good, tell it to us and we will perhaps consider writing a jamble about it

the civil liberties act

Put that family in jail. put that child in the slammer. that child is a criminal! that child must be put to death! Execute that child! Execute that child!
Put that child in the trash bin. put that child in the trash truck. that child is up to no good! that child is a waste of garbage! Execute that child! Execute that child! Experiment on that child! rip that child in half!

Spread That PP-Hole Wide

a tribute.